brienneofeffingtarth:

when Arya pulled off that mask 

hol-ohcene:

me being petty

reyskywalkings:

Walder: Where are my sons?

Arya:

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ornate-beauty:

To sum up the finale:
Cersei blows up the Sept
Tommen commits suicide
Jon is King of the North
Tyrion is Hand of the Queen
Jon Snow is a Targaryen
Cersei sits on the Iron Throne
Arya gets revenge for the Red Wedding
Sansa gets her parents room
Daario got sent to the bench
Daenerys is finally sailing off to Westeroes

See you next season!

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Damn

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obviously it’s short for fucking macaroni. Who has ever asked you if you want some mac? what do you mean? a big mac? bernie mac? you call it mac and cheese. it’s not macaroni and cheese and cheese. this post with these fucking surprised ass gifs is stupid and ive had it

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macaedh:

what the fuck ethan

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

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loldodgers:

What if Mike was short for Micycle

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yiffmaster:

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yiffmaster:

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes

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witchstock:

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I’m crying

I’m the water boy

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weloveshortvideos:

Me: “I need a sugar daddy”

Old man: “Hey”

Me:

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Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

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